turn off the lights

(via dirtydisposition)

(via nevver)

(via testpasnormale)

Jessica, you heartbreaker!

Title: Trying To Be Cool Artist: Phoenix 238 plays

is innocence too immature where you’re from?
compliments sound too cynical where you’re from 

tell me that you want me
tell me that you want it all

(via fuckyeahasaprocky)

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

(via alliieb)

(via crackwhoresaresneaky)

she told me, “You want your cake and eat it too,”
I said “It’s cake, that’s what you’re supposed to do.”

(via dalliance04)

Banksy

(via grisycortes)

good girls ain’t no fun
I’ll be bad to you

(via dirtydisposition)

3AM anecdote: a few years ago I spent a whole day in Disneyland Tokyo with a complete stranger who I never saw again. we took photos whilst we ate Winnie the Pooh ice cream. we bought Mickey and Minnie ears and wore them around the whole day but I lost my pair before the night was through. I think you scribbled down your email address or blog or whatever for me but I lost that scrap of paper too. so I guess it’s kinda my fault that we never saw each other ever again. I wonder if you still remember me? I hope that we’ll bump into each other on the street or at the supermarket someday, recognise each other and pick up where we left off.

(via alliieb)

(via shadesandgoldbullets)

Men’s Issues

  • Societal expectations of masculinity
  • Societal expectations to provide for women
  • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
  • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
  • Alimony 
  • No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

  • The friend zone
  • Women not dating you
  • “F-cking femnazis”

(via obliteratedheart)